Q: Are you a light sleeper?
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A: No, I sleep in the dark!
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
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A: A bull dozer!
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Q: Where does a 10-ton gorilla sleep?
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A: Anywhere it wants!
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Q: Doctor, I snore so loud that I keep myself awake!
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A: Then sleep in another room!
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Q: What's the best advice to give to a worm?
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A: Sleep late!
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Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
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A: Don't worry, I've got you covered!
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Q: What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
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A: A water bed!
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Anita
Anita Who?
Anita nap 'cause I stayed up too late last night.
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Juana
Juana Who?
Juana turn off the light? I'm trying to sleep |
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dawn
Dawn Who?
Dawn go to sleep too late |
